nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

zacharyaarronn:

buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it  

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

1. im a fucking piece of shit
2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

corsetmaid:

my cats are mad at each other omfg cant breathe

hotstraightboy:

banana bread deserves more attention

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.